I might just stay drunk until the next election. (How will you tell the difference?)
Nick Clegg is a pipsqueak, and will get his in due course.
Prime Minister Bumface Eton-Bullingdon. There’s not enough booze in the world.
… Nah. I am one of those who was born under the Tories and their born-to-rule, bumptious, smirking, arrogant, south-east England weight. I grew up in a country run into the ground by them, and I am one of those who made it out regardless. I am one of those who shook them off, who fought them, as I will again. I am one of those who were not only taught to, but who recognised the Conservative Party for themselves as the enemy, and I prevailed. I am still here.
I am here to see them come around again, and I will see them fall.
